Maxisms:

Max is having "Max's cheese" for lunch

Max's commentary while eating his broccoli...."look at these trees, look at this forest!"

Max says that pregnant women have a "bewey ache

Max is loving his new "exercise school." The gym. Today when I went to pick him up he had just wacked a little girl. I asked his teacher as walked through the door what that was all about. She didn't know and then realized the little girl had just hit another little boy now crying at her feet. I walked over to Max and asked him why he hit her. He said "you need to take that pink kid out of here" (she was wearing a pink shirt) So I probed again, "that pink kid hit that baby" Max has 98% protective instincts (Blindside) his dad was so proud!

I spend a LARGE part of my day with Max telling me to "re fo the sky" then with his two little fingers pointed at me "cablamb cablamb"

Max: "The vorld goes in my bapak" Me: "no, the world does not go in your backpack" (glass globe paperweight)

me: "Max! Don't let your alligator eat my plant!" Max: "but he is hungry"

I asked what he was doing, he said "I am reading!"